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16 September, 2005

Bring out your dead!

According to an article on physorg.com, the FBI and New Jersey officials are on a hushed mission to recover three laboratory mice infected with a strain of the bubonic plague. The mice have been missing for more than two weeks, but scientists are playing down the incident. One critic of the US expansion of bio-terrorism labs said "you have more security at a McDonald's than at some of these facilities". Reassurring indeed. Anyways, the Yanks could do with a bit of the ol' bube. Maybe they'd start focusing on their own problems and forget the ones they cause in the rest of the world. If you're going stateside anytime soon, beware of high temperatures and skin blemishes.

http://www.physorg.com/news6533.html

15 September, 2005

DEATH TO ALL NERDS

At work. Haven't been this bored since I was here yesterday.
Being taught by a geek to do geeky things for geeky people in aid of geeky purposes. Whoever said science was dull couldn't have been closer to the truth. If only I had a rifle..
Working is a million times worse than being in school. Reason one: colleagues.
There is only one thing I hate more than hippies, and that is losers.
Working with losers is the absolute dung.
At least in school you could humiliate or bully class-mates that you disliked.
This is much harder to do in the workplace.
Ever feel like screaming shut up you fucking nerd, you are a sad fucking loser and I only speak to you because I have to, and even that pains me to the person sitting next to you whilst pissing in his or hers bag? Welcome to my world.
Some people are just forever destined to be losers; a loser in school, a loser now. I don't care about their wellbeing, mentally or physically. If you can't cut it in an intense social or physical environment, do the world a favour and shoot yourself, before you drive me to suicide. I am bored of sympathy and empathy. If you are a loser, fuck you. Don't have kids (even if you manage to get laid). Don't speak to other people, don't try to be funny or clever and for god's sake don't let your mom choose your clothes every morning. It's not helping.
Geeks are like beige vermin, annoying and bland. In fact it is often the blandness that pisses me off the most.
Stuck at work. Should have left 40 minutes ago. But now, thanks to the inefficiency of a geek, I am sitting here, waiting for some random piece of software to perform some random function for some random purpose. Blah!