Assume the identity of a park bench, then try it!

Things to do to make your life better:

a) become rich
b) solve world poverty
c) quit your job (as long as it doesn't interfere with point a)
d) pretend you're cool
e) invest in nice things that you like
f) get drunk whenever, wherever
g) don't start a band
h) get on with it
i) ignore those health warnings that particularly refer to you, i.e. all of them, especially the one about the dangers of eating gravel. I've been eating the stuff for years and I still manage to get drunk