So good it's SPAM

Got this in my inbox the other day:

"45 RICHARD AVE.
INDEPENDENCE LAYOUT,
DOBAN-SOUTH AFRICA.
Dear Friend,

I m Kingsley Zuma, the first son of the dismissed
Deputy President of South Africa, Jacob Zuma who
currently and shamefully sack by the order of the
President Thabo Mbeki for his involvement in corrupt
practices of taking bribes and Stealing of Government
Fund totaling $173m and unlawfully enrichment of self.

My father was dubious. I must confess. He made his
money from mismanagement of Government fund, kickbacks
and over invoicing of contract sums awarded in various
Ministries. I always advised him to resist but he
would not listen. He took all his advice from my
stepmother
who always supports all his deeds because she is fully
in charge of his affairs since the death of my mother.

I have personally discovered the sum $19m in secret
known to me alone which I want to transfer out of this
country to help buildup myself,before the Federal
Government, who is doing everything possible to
confiscate both fund and properties owned by my father
and all those that are involved in the dirty acts.

I need your assistance, which must include
accommodating of the fund in your country and also
your assistance on acquisition of residential building
in your country and investing into profitable
ventures. More so investing some percentage into any
Foundation that caters for upbringing of less
privileged children all over the world.

I want you to help me. There are no risks at all. I
promised to give you 30% of the total sum than the
Government confiscating everything, which will be too
bad on my side since nobody would protect my interest
in the family. Nobody protects my interest in the
family when he was in Office as the Deputy President
how much less now that he is shamefully removed and
under surveillance. Like I said earlier your
assistance is highly and urgently needed, not just on
the accommodation of fund alone, but also you advice
on investment and residential acquisition.

At the conclusion of this business, I promised to give
you very reasonable percentage for your assistance and
for maintaining of confidentiality of the issue
because the people here and the system of financial
institutions in place is the scum of the earth. I need
decent person of transparent contents of character, to
transact with. Contact me immediate through my e-mail
address for more details.

Best Regards,
KINGSLEY ZUMA.
REMAINED BLESS"

- to which I naturally replied "fuck off".

Then this morning I found this reply in my inbox:

"I contacted you for a transaction that I feel will be of great benefit for you and I,but in return are insult while I did't meant to hurt you in any way. Iam quite aware of the naferious activities of fraudsters all over the world which makes real and honest business suffer. I can't blame you for being so skeptic,but be possitive and independent in all your thinkings and doings because not all advise are for real.Also in any imitation there must be original first. THINK POSSITIVELY.
Kingsley."

The only reply I could muster was "Don't contact me until you can speak proper english, in fact don't
ever contact me again."

Anyone else had a word from Mr. Zuma, the illiterate son of a disgraced politician?
Feel free to send him a line, believe me it is worth it just for the 2nd grade grammar and naive intentions this person harbours.

mercifulord1@netscape.net

go on, send him some support, and think POSSITIVELY !